Walking down the street and find twenty dollars on the ground:

1. and no one is around - Keep It.

2. and you saw the person right in front of you drop it - Give It Back.

3. and you saw the person 100 steps in front of you drop it - Keep It.

4. and you saw the person 100 steps in front drop it and no one else is around - Give It Back.

5. and you saw the person in front of you drop it and then they turn and go into a building - Keep It.

6. and the person who dropped it had just insulted you - Grin, then Keep It.

7. and the person who dropped it owes you twenty dollars - Keep It, then wait and see if they ever try to pay you back. If they do, say, "oh, that little twenty dollars you owed me? oh, don't worry about that! What are friends for?"

Hanging out with all these elitists makes me want nicer stuff...

Appreciating things is a very unproductive way to spend your time.

Fixing a light sucks when you're in the dark, fixing a computer sucks without the internet, and fixing music players and speakers sucks to do in silence.

The most frightening thing we have to live with today is the idea that everyone has the potential to become whatever they desire.

Learn about learning, teach teachers, search for a mystery, fly pilots, heat a microwave, distract a clown, read about books, invent an inventor, sue a lawyer, define a dictionary, listen to a microphone, take pictures of cameras, dream of waking up, kill murderers, fight violence, believe in faith, and be the only one who is not unique.

You can't be stuck in this loop, because the loop doesn't exist, because you can't be stuck in it...

Do you want to weaken yourself?

No. I want to strengthen myself by experiencing weakness.