Tuesday, April 28, 2009

As the advertisements started to portray themselves more and more like real news stories, the news stories were forced to fashion themselves more like advertisements. But no one seemed to notice...

Friday, April 17, 2009

If my life were a movie, I'd throw in a montage about now...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

They laughed at him because he loved too easily.  But I wasn't sure why that would be a bad thing.
I think I'll take a 'tech' vacation: one week, completely offline.
And then suddenly I changed thoughts.  And then immediately I started thinking about the fact that I had changed thoughts.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The 'talking' part of my brain is apparently not well connected to the 'sounding cool' part of it.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

If conversation were a sport, she would be a Special Olympian.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Being nice to someone and getting them to like you are not the same thing.  Not even close.
"Hey, you got any free time today?"
"No, sorry, I've got a lot of work to do organizing my to-do list and calendar!"

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Sir, I understand you already spoke with 9 other doctors, but I'm sorry, I'm going to have to agree with them...