The corporations who sign our paychecks are the same ones who are profiting from our ignorance.

I have just two problems with people who choose to be artists. We don't need that many of them. And I'm not one of 'em.

If women own on average 7 to 9 perfumes, wouldn't that mean they own an average of 8?

Our friendship may have lost everything good we once had, but I still mourn having to abandon it.

What I REALLY need is a list to keep track of all my lists!

Hey kids! Stop sitting there inside all day on the computer! Go sit inside all day reading a book!