Actually, I find that it gives me a great boost of confidence when I'm working for an idiot.

It's a bit awkward when you meet someone with the same name as your pet.  You want to tell them, but you know you shouldn't.

... and I won't be satisfied...

... 'til there's nothin' in this world that I haven't tried...

To have learnt and forgotten is never to have learnt at all.

It doesn't take much practice to lift something heavy.

I'd feel a lot better about forgiving you if you'd just admit you were wrong.

I went through withdrawal when I returned to my old ways.  And for good reason.

If I hadn't introduced them to each other, they'd probably both still be friends with me.

The way they took turns speaking made it sound like they were having a conversation, but they were talking about two entirely different things.

Do I experiment because I'm creative, or because I'm ignorant?

You learn something new every day; but only if you want to.  Otherwise you re-learn the same thing every day.

"It's true, you can't fall off the floor," he replied, "but there's been times I've felt the need to hold on."

I used to wonder if everyone else thought like me.  Now I wonder if I think like everyone else.