Thursday, December 10, 2009

You can't buy happiness, but you can pay unhappiness to leave you alone for a while.
The magic of it... is that you don't understand it.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

If I'd known then how much more I would lose over the course of my life, that $20 in middle school wouldn't have seemed like a big deal.
He was like an Anti-Mentor... after his influence I no longer wanted to follow the path that he did.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

If you ever wanted to write a book, you probably should have done it by now.
The new government environmental regulations have made major league sports illegal. The administration encourages in their place the expansion of such eco-friendly games as "Competitive Organic Agriculture", "Polar Bear Relay Swimming", and "Packing as Many People as Possible into a Volkswagon".
He was a great lover of motor sports... snowmobiles, dirt bikes, speed boats, and airplanes. And eventually the people killed him for it.
Sure, it was greed. But if everyone else was making a profit at it I can't blame you for wanting to join in.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

I was going to write a 160 character text. Then I thought about the environment, and I made it only 132 characters...

Friday, December 4, 2009

Marketing. Vs. good intentions.
My 45 minute phone conversations seem to contain a remarkably similar amount of content to my 5 minute calls.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The audience is changing.