Friday, April 30, 2010

I don't know what's wrong with those people. Don't they realize how awesome I am?

Monday, April 26, 2010

Feeling nostalgic for the future. And it feels good.
The grass-roots campaign against the big businesses that exploited consumers by selling them cheap crap was bewildered by the resistance of the grass-roots campaign against the big businesses that exploit consumers by selling them over-priced quality.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

I suspect I'll never really know what it's like to have an argument with myself until I'm the parent of a teenager.
The guy standing at the freeway off-ramp selling flowers was talking on a Blackberry. A FREAKING BLACKBERRY!
It's become a career. I could have done this job for a single summer; it would have meant as much to me.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

And then, for 60 seconds, I had all six lanes to myself.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Strangely, the internet can be a much friendlier place than the real world.
It's a lot easier to find someone different than to be someone different.

Friday, April 2, 2010

They called her original. But really she was just covering up one fashion mistake with another.