Monday, September 29, 2008

It's one thing when a car cuts you off.  It's another when it's a nicer car than yours.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

And as they continued arguing, they both slowly realized that the other one was absolutely right.  But neither would give in.

Friday, September 19, 2008

"I've decided to become a hermit," he told his friends, "to live someplace where I can simply focus on me and not be distracted by the needs of others."

And so he packed up only what he needed, drove across the country, and began a new life in the big city.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

The new gadget came with a thin layer of plastic covering the shiny screen.

"Why don't you take it off?" I asked him as he read the foggy letters behind it.

"If I did," he replied, "it wouldn't stay shiny."

And so it stayed.
The less days I have left, the less time I have in each day.  The more money I acquire, the less I value what it can buy.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

If everyone understood the economy, would the entire economy collapse?

Monday, September 8, 2008

All my best dreams are in the mornings.  That's why I always sleep in...