I don't know what's wrong with those people. Don't they realize how awesome I am?

Feeling nostalgic for the future. And it feels good.

The grass-roots campaign against the big businesses that exploited consumers by selling them cheap crap was bewildered by the resistance of the grass-roots campaign against the big businesses that exploit consumers by selling them over-priced quality.

I suspect I'll never really know what it's like to have an argument with myself until I'm the parent of a teenager.

The guy standing at the freeway off-ramp selling flowers was talking on a Blackberry. A FREAKING BLACKBERRY!

It's become a career. I could have done this job for a single summer; it would have meant as much to me.

And then, for 60 seconds, I had all six lanes to myself.