There's logistics and there's logic; two different things.

Each time I discover something I could do to make myself a better person, I realize how you've been doing it yourself the whole time.

You know, back before our time became so valuable we sure did a lot of great, unproductive things.

He told everyone his success came from creative ingenuity and hard work, but in his mind he knew it was simply competitive strategy and risky investment of his resources.

If I'd had to leave the house to do all the things I accomplished on the internet today, I would have looked a lot more productive.

What amazes me isn't how much we've accomplished, but how well I still remember where we came from.

Come to think of it, it was probably the best night of my life...