If you're worried the truth will lower my confidence in you, just wait 'til you see how I feel about being lied to.

Some thought he was selfish, but he just figured he was good at seizing opportunities before anyone else.

There's only one thing left that's bothering me: not feeling bothered.

When asked to describe this metropolis, all I could picture were the roads.

I don't think it's all that unusual: to love experiencing new things but to hate having to go out among your equals to ask for them.

I think I should write a book.  Because I'd much rather read something I completely agree with.

Unfortunately, in real life, that same sentence sounded pretty insulting.

If any one of us decided to go, I don't think any of the rest of us would try to keep them there.

If there's nothing else to practice today... I think I'll practice sleeping.

In case of emergency, tortilla equals pita bread.

... the dishes can wait.

Given the choice between being free and feeling free, I expect I'd choose the latter.

Seriously, there are no more branches on my olive tree!

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then ignoring someone is the sincerest form of contempt.

Pleasure, work, and damage control when things go wrong.  That's what makes up a normal life, right?