I've never met someone who could accept a compliment as well as you.

Tie a knot?  I don't even know how to make a rope!

$32.  It was the most money I'd ever owned.  I went straight out and spent it all on candy.

People couldn't tell if he was really stupid or really smart, but he sure spent a lot of time thinking.

To use my youth wisely, should I play or work?

Hi All!  How's it going?  Sorry for the mass-email, but I don't care about you enough to write something more personal and I'm hoping this will be sufficient keep our friendship going.  I would love to hear from you all, I miss you so much!  I've been good, though work's been crazy...

Remember back when we just sat around and thought about how we missed the good old days?