"Well it's not all that bad a way to spend a life," I thought to myself, "constantly falling in love."

Eventually we reach an age where telling our life story to a new acquaintance can no longer adequately be done in thirty seconds.

It's harder to watch them leave than to leave them.

Stupid plus greedy is always a bad combination.

It doesn't matter what you look like.  It only matters what you feel.

Everyone is weird, but some are weird in more uncommon ways than others.

The lottery... and the bottled water left in your hotel room... are a tax on the stupid.